Foxy: it is time for to motivate. Voting, bank, gym, etc…
Landry: no voting for me
because im registered independent
which is bullshit
that will teach us to fall outside the party lines
and not pick a fucking side forever
like fucking marrying a political party
im a POLY-CRAT!!!!!!!
bastards
is this retard KIDDING?
yahoo can barely find its ass let alone ‘take down’ google
google+landry TLF
and now introducing the micro-celebrity
Zombun
(thanks YP for the urban lingo)
its been a long time since ive been tagged or have had to pull one of these off but since its been so long (and its slightly dirty) it wont make me want to bash my own face in with a spoon. Though I must implore you kyle, next time please make it dirty enough that i wont giggle.
rules:
title the post “smut meme”
tag the creator of the original meme Isabella, hello. i love
a fellow smutmonger
tag the person who sent it (done above)
tag 2 people you want to keep it going
im going to pick the other dirtiest girl i know to tap (heh…did that 
) E
and one of the dirtier boys
1. chocolate or whipped cream: i hate food sex
2. leather or pvc: latex
3. outdoor sex or indoor sex: mostly indoor with an occasional romp in the Templars castle
4. in the jacuzzi or in bed? i hate water sex
5. bad sex or no sex: sex with myself is better than both of those
6. dominate or be dominated: Im pretty much a top unless you give me a damned good reason not to be.
7. thigh highs or bodystocking: thigh highs.
8. fast or slow:both
9. rough or gentle: both
10. bite or suck: location location location
11. role play or reality: both
12. dirty talking or dirty talking to: i talk enough during the day
13. edible panties or no panties: uh edible panties? ew
14. spanking paddle or bare-handed: bare hand.
15. landing strip or kojak: kojack though sometimes it ends up more fu man chu
16. multiple sessions or one good fuck: one good one
17. moaning or screaming: both
18. older men or young men: ack!
19. threeway or no way: 3 ways are over rated. so are 5 ways
20. swing or no swinging: eh..situational
i think we are trying to see if “Zombie” is fitting
i live in what has been a predominantly black neighborhood for a very long time.
i love it here. I know my neighbors. The kids dealing weed on the corner say hello to my dog by name. I know the old voodoo priestess down the block, the super of the building next door invited me to spend the holidays with his family in PR.
in other words, i dont just live here, i am part of this community.
over the past few years its changed tremendously. I noticed about 2 years ago for 6 solid months at the beginning of the month at least 10 moving vans transporting scruffy young white couples to my little barrio. its been a steady stream since.
this shouldnt surprise to me. I have always lived in what are considered to be “marginal” neighborhoods that end up being hot shit, but this time it seems to have made me particularly bristly. to my horror, its turning into a mini williamsburg. the first time i saw a tall lanky kid with skinny jeans, converse and a white boy afro i was *pissed*. I talked about it for days to anyone who would listen. “we dont have *artist* lofts in Prospect Heights!!!! What do they want to live here for?” We barely have good restaurants that do delivery. (I have been trying to get the Wing Wagon to deliver here for about 6 months. they always come up with an excuse, last nights was that the delivery guy got mugged on my street and he refuses to deliver to my block. thats some bullshit)
so today…
asshole whispering under her breath *after* ive gotten past her with my 150lb dog: Thats why theres always dog shit on the ground”
me: uh…i clean up after my dogs ALWAYS.
asshole who didnt expect that i heard her: “YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!”
me: i AM minding my own business. you said under your breath something about my dogs shit. thats my business.
asshole back to under her breath: fucking white people leaving their dog shit all over.
now i love being contrary. and under normal circumstances this would be fun. but the fact of the matter is that i have seen people leave their dogs shit on the ground and not *once* has one of those people been white.
not even once.
and even though some of the white people moving in might be a blight to the eyes. there has ALWAYS been dog shit land mines all over the sidewalks here. that hasnt miraculously started since the whitey has started migrating here.
so in remembrance of MLK i say people of all races, creeds colors, genders and sexual orientations should clean up after their dogs.
the new master work of my niece who i spent 24 strange hours with this weekend
Lulu: aunt jenny, why do you have a bowl full of babies
she was later found making baby army sculptures
it’s 2:30 in the afternoon and i am just now getting a hangover from last night.
im hosting dinner at my place tonight which requires at minimum, that i bathe my dog.
my hangover is gathering the union together and going on strike.
it is demanding more tylenol pm and a nap as well as shorter working hours and no dog bathing (”that sort of work should be farmed out to India”, it says)
i will keep you up to date on the negotiations.
