if you hadnt noticed, im bored to tears of blogging.

im home all day doing nothing since i broke my foot
and i still, dont blog.
it just feels so 2004.
and icky
ive been hot on twitter for about a year and still doing it.
i think i have nothing to live up to on there and definitely dont have to think so much
or
not in the same way.
i had to figure out how to be concise in very few words , which is a nice challenge and ive adjusted to it pretty well.
so if you want to check it out
you know where to find me regularly.
xoxox

I have hired her… furthermore her nickname is “mouseketeer”. I will probably call her mouse for short. how could she possibly have know so specifically what to send me?

This must be my problem….

I had no idea about the psychic benefits of….fur rugs!

It seems a similar effect can be had by trying braided

or oriental rugs

thanks Sheri. That made my day.

“Diaz said she struggled to imagine what infraction the child could have committed to warrant being hosed down like that, and couldn’t come up with any excuse…”

Im pretty sure there isnt one but Im sure glad that she wracked her brain with that teaser….

im in costa rica

at some point, after i return and im not quite so bitter about being back i will tell you all about how fucking awesome it is.

and why people suck.

especially those ones with white sneakers and non-ironic fannypacks (dont even get me started on *ironic* fannypacks), who talk so fucking loud and make me embarrassed to say anything other than

“uh…im from NYC. We have no motherland. We’re adopted. Its not our fault.”

till then…

take this:

The Bumble (a.k.a. the Abominable Snow Monster of the North) - a yeti who pursues Hermey and Rudolph throughout their adventure since the sight of Rudolph’s glowing red nose drives him into a rage. Sam also explains that the Bumble hates everything to do with Christmas as well. When he threatens Rudolph and his family at his cave, Yukon and Hermey come to the rescue by knocking the monster unconscious and extracting all his teeth. He is later seen putting the star on top of the Christmas tree. (thanks wikipedia)

obviously im not getting much done in the way of handwritten posts so I may as well let you know that Florida, in a cutting edge move has accepted that there may be scientific evidence to support that the earth *may not* be flat after all.

what sort of cockamamie notions will scientists come up with next?!?

Gormley: http://musalman.100hands.net/

Landry: are you molesting me with bad design again?

Gormley: nope
the last handwritten newspaper in existance
its really beautiful
like a letter every day

Landry: oh god
cant they do something better with their writing time?
i mean are they even up to the jfk assassination yet?

Gormley: i actually love it

Landry: im assuming WWII is still in the works

Gormley: ha
it is pretty
it just has great charm as an idea
too many computers, etc
it would be great to get a handmade/handwritten piece of paper

Landry: cant they find something better to write than news?
they apparently used to write copies of the koran
that even seems a better idea
but it is really beautiful

Gormley: i think i love it because it is sad too
no one fucking writes anymore
so i dont even care what they are writing abt
if Fox was doing a handwritten paper id still get it
…of course id write scathing letters to the editor but still

Landry: im going to start handwriting my posts
and taking pics and posting them

Gormley: that would be very cool maybe ill start typesetting mine
in image files

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and so the idea was born
im going to start tomorrow.

botox might cause botulism

who would have guessed?!!?!?!

she likes margaritas

a lot