pissyrabbits

its been a long time since ive been tagged or have had to pull one of these off but since its been so long (and its slightly dirty) it wont make me want to bash my own face in with a spoon. Though I must implore you kyle, next time please make it dirty enough that i wont giggle.

rules:

title the post “smut meme”

tag the creator of the original meme Isabella, hello. i love
a fellow smutmonger
tag the person who sent it (done above)

tag 2 people you want to keep it going

im going to pick the other dirtiest girl i know to tap (heh…did that ) E
and one of the dirtier boys

1. chocolate or whipped cream: i hate food sex

2. leather or pvc: latex

3. outdoor sex or indoor sex: mostly indoor with an occasional romp in the Templars castle

4. in the jacuzzi or in bed? i hate water sex

5. bad sex or no sex: sex with myself is better than both of those

6. dominate or be dominated: Im pretty much a top unless you give me a damned good reason not to be.

7. thigh highs or bodystocking: thigh highs.

8. fast or slow:both

9. rough or gentle: both

10. bite or suck: location location location

11. role play or reality: both

12. dirty talking or dirty talking to: i talk enough during the day

13. edible panties or no panties: uh edible panties? ew

14. spanking paddle or bare-handed: bare hand.

15. landing strip or kojak: kojack though sometimes it ends up more fu man chu

16. multiple sessions or one good fuck: one good one

17. moaning or screaming: both

18. older men or young men: ack!

19. threeway or no way: 3 ways are over rated. so are 5 ways

20. swing or no swinging: eh..situational