pissyrabbits

The Bumble (a.k.a. the Abominable Snow Monster of the North) - a yeti who pursues Hermey and Rudolph throughout their adventure since the sight of Rudolph’s glowing red nose drives him into a rage. Sam also explains that the Bumble hates everything to do with Christmas as well. When he threatens Rudolph and his family at his cave, Yukon and Hermey come to the rescue by knocking the monster unconscious and extracting all his teeth. He is later seen putting the star on top of the Christmas tree. (thanks wikipedia)

obviously im not getting much done in the way of handwritten posts so I may as well let you know that Florida, in a cutting edge move has accepted that there may be scientific evidence to support that the earth *may not* be flat after all.

what sort of cockamamie notions will scientists come up with next?!?

Gormley: http://musalman.100hands.net/

Landry: are you molesting me with bad design again?

Gormley: nope
the last handwritten newspaper in existance
its really beautiful
like a letter every day

Landry: oh god
cant they do something better with their writing time?
i mean are they even up to the jfk assassination yet?

Gormley: i actually love it

Landry: im assuming WWII is still in the works

Gormley: ha
it is pretty
it just has great charm as an idea
too many computers, etc
it would be great to get a handmade/handwritten piece of paper

Landry: cant they find something better to write than news?
they apparently used to write copies of the koran
that even seems a better idea
but it is really beautiful

Gormley: i think i love it because it is sad too
no one fucking writes anymore
so i dont even care what they are writing abt
if Fox was doing a handwritten paper id still get it
…of course id write scathing letters to the editor but still

Landry: im going to start handwriting my posts
and taking pics and posting them

Gormley: that would be very cool maybe ill start typesetting mine
in image files

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and so the idea was born
im going to start tomorrow.

botox might cause botulism

who would have guessed?!!?!?!

she likes margaritas

a lot

Foxy: it is time for to motivate. Voting, bank, gym, etc…

Landry: no voting for me
because im registered independent
which is bullshit

that will teach us to fall outside the party lines
and not pick a fucking side forever
like fucking marrying a political party
im a POLY-CRAT!!!!!!!

bastards

and?!?

is this retard KIDDING?

yahoo can barely find its ass let alone ‘take down’ google

google+landry TLF

and now introducing the micro-celebrity
Zombun

(thanks YP for the urban lingo)

its been a long time since ive been tagged or have had to pull one of these off but since its been so long (and its slightly dirty) it wont make me want to bash my own face in with a spoon. Though I must implore you kyle, next time please make it dirty enough that i wont giggle.

rules:

title the post “smut meme”

tag the creator of the original meme Isabella, hello. i love
a fellow smutmonger
tag the person who sent it (done above)

tag 2 people you want to keep it going

im going to pick the other dirtiest girl i know to tap (heh…did that ) E
and one of the dirtier boys

1. chocolate or whipped cream: i hate food sex

2. leather or pvc: latex

3. outdoor sex or indoor sex: mostly indoor with an occasional romp in the Templars castle

4. in the jacuzzi or in bed? i hate water sex

5. bad sex or no sex: sex with myself is better than both of those

6. dominate or be dominated: Im pretty much a top unless you give me a damned good reason not to be.

7. thigh highs or bodystocking: thigh highs.

8. fast or slow:both

9. rough or gentle: both

10. bite or suck: location location location

11. role play or reality: both

12. dirty talking or dirty talking to: i talk enough during the day

13. edible panties or no panties: uh edible panties? ew

14. spanking paddle or bare-handed: bare hand.

15. landing strip or kojak: kojack though sometimes it ends up more fu man chu

16. multiple sessions or one good fuck: one good one

17. moaning or screaming: both

18. older men or young men: ack!

19. threeway or no way: 3 ways are over rated. so are 5 ways

20. swing or no swinging: eh..situational