pissyrabbits

another year of disgruntia.

here is the invite to my birthday…so beautifully and accurately penned by my lovely gf:

hello friends of landry,

it was a bright sunny day on november 6th back in ‘69. the birds were chirping, the sky was a crisp blue, the leaves were falling, and so did our beloved landry…right into the world. yes, on that day that landry entered the world and she’s hated almost everyone in it ever since. somehow, we’ve all managed to avoid that list.

in honor of landry’s birthday and her not hating you, please come out this friday and celebrate. in lieu of fancy gifts or booze, if you must bring something (and you don’t!), please bring something special that you know she will hate. it could be big or small, just as long as she hates it, and her birthday will be complete. this shouldn’t be hard folks, as the possibilities are endless…

*****

thanks baby!

that is lots of shit that i will not only hate stationary, i will also hate moving it on the subway back to my house.

ps…please dont send me hate mail if you were not invited. i invited like 3 people because i didnt want to do anything this year.