pissyrabbits

…and you haven’t even started cleaning my floors. Landry, M and I have been horrified by the filthy floors over the last few weeks of unpacking, dust, and spilled god-knows-what. Scooba arrived today after a side trip to CA, and I’ll be setting him loose in the kitchen (the worst spot) shortly with some sort of baby gate. My assumption is that Scooba will throw himself out the fucking window rather than deal with the state of the floors… Landry suggested mixing Grey Goose in with his handy Clorox cleaning solution… since that keeps us from hurtling a few stories down.

oh scooba.

CNN.com Reports: “Cutts played football, wearing No. 9, at GlenOak High School, a suburban school whose most famous graduate is goth rocker Marilyn Manson.”

um

the guy had 36 baby mommas

he KILLED his wife and their unborn kid

does CNN know that?

because unless he got Marilyn Manson pregnant the night he killed his wife, that little factoid seems only a tiny bit irrelevant.

(Postscript: i couldnt decide what i was more interested in linking to; this idiot cop who should have known better than to kill his wife in front of their 2 year old or Marilyn Manson stuff like his um…… new video. i am convinced that i personally know the director)

im going to be posting some of my very favorite of David Reese’s Get Your War On comics of the past 6 months.
I thought I’d start with this one:

im making a career change

Landry: see Gorm? you need to follow the lead of the Indians
if you didn’t have floors we wouldn’t be making out on them

Gorm: i doubt it
if there is gravity? you two will be laying on something

Study: More people swallowed by sand than sharks

4/21/07

i think everyone knows how i feel about Guilliani
and i think that can extend tenfold to how i feel about him simply RUNNING for president
that leaves out how i would feel if he actually BECAME president.
i cant get that far ahead of myself
but let me just say that to see him on television doting on his idiot wife made me want to vomit.
especially since he has no soul

but i digress

i love Bloomberg in equal if not greater measure than i hate Guilliani
he isnt eloquent
he isnt terribly charming
but he runs this city like a business and he deals with things that no one else wants to because he knows it is good for the city.
every decision isnt perfect
but
he thinks ahead…….

6/20/07

i started writing this post 2 months ago and never finished it.

but today i am happy to say that my brilliant mayor might possibly run for president.

he is a genius.

i dont agree with every decision that he makes but the fact is that I will never agree with someone on everything.

guilliani is a disgusting wretch.

using 9/11 as his crutch for everything.

Then he was an asswipe with a bullhorn,

now he is an asswipe using pictures of himself with a bullhorn to remind everyone that “he knew New York before….”

i will LOVE to hear what ever noise he wants to squawk about Bloomberg, since he endorsed him for Mayor in 2001.

however one thing that i must insist on correcting.

all of the articles are saying he is for gay rights. I think it is a fairer statement to say that he is for staying the fuck out of people’s personal lives but i think that it is a stretch to say that he is FOR gay rights.

that is a whole other can of worms that im sure ive beat just about to death.

so i’ll do that again at a later date.

I said I’d wait until she got home.

and i did.

felt like this all day today

i want a tiger.

I already have the first few people to skewer